Well there I was on a Friday night sitting on a patio enjoying a smoke and a beer with friends while celebrating my birthday; as I often do when that time of year rolls around. It was still early, only about 9:30, and I thought to myself how nice it was to be surrounded by friends enjoying a drink and some good conversation on a gorgeous night, and this year I'll be able to make it home unassissted. Well my plan to remain somewhat sober worked very well, only had about 5 beers, but then the tequila shots started coming. Normally I never turn down a tequila shot, and this night was no different. 10 shots and several beers later and my plan t